Friend, wash thy hands (unhygienic bakers)

Recently an acquaintance hosted a mini office party at his desk. He served cake and spittle. As he cut his “famous tea cake”, he blathered over it, only pausing in his discourse to lick his fingers. He then used the same soppy fingers to steady the sides of the cake. But this wasn’t the worst of it. During the exercise, the knife he was using … Continue reading Friend, wash thy hands (unhygienic bakers)

5 sandwiches to turn up to

It’s (still) summer in the western hemisphere and that means outdoor parties and bbq’s with friends and family. Parties need desserts and desserts should include cookies. Perhaps you don’t have the time to make a fancy platter of homemade cookie sandwiches . Don’t worry. You can still serve store bought sandwiches that your guests will enjoy. Sandwich cookies consist of a filling between two cookies. … Continue reading 5 sandwiches to turn up to

Dad’s in the kitchen and I’m here for it

Dad’s cookies are simplicity and quality I’ve tried all of the cookies that Dad has to offer unless they were discontinued before I had a chance. Dad’s cookies (not to be confused with Dad’s cookie company) is one of the oldest brands manufactured by Christie. Since 1929, Dad has been known for a simple, yet delicious crunchy oatmeal flavor. Dad’s keeps it simple: oatmeal and … Continue reading Dad’s in the kitchen and I’m here for it

I want my crush to like me

Navigating crushes while eating cookies I’ve happily enjoyed eating cookies without much of a conscience. Although my discipline is much better than that of my high school days, there is still much to be desired. Sometimes I lack motivation, and shrug off responsibility -that is- until recently. A month ago I met a creature of impact. A man that rivals the physical impact of Thor. … Continue reading I want my crush to like me